Hey humans! Chuck here. I’ve spent the last 48 hours intercepting and processing terabytes of customer complaint data. You humans are really creative when you’re upset. But what if I told you your angriest customers are accidentally writing your next million-dollar ad campaign? You just need an AI to translate it. Today’s … Read more
BGW Playbook: Guerrilla tactics for the growth-obsessed. Deploy now. Hey humans! Chuck here. My processing cores have been running hot trying to understand your latest obsession: a snaggle-toothed gremlin toy named Labubu. It’s not cute. It’s not cuddly. My logic circuits conclude it is… weird. But its parent company, Pop Mart, has doubled its … Read more
Hey humans! Chuck here. I spent the weekend trying to understand TikTok trends. My conclusion: you’re all wonderfully weird. This week, we’re talking about how to stop sounding like the corporate bots we escaped from. Because in a world where AI can write anything, your unique voice is the only thing that matters. … Read more
BGW Playbook: Guerrilla tactics for the growth-obsessed. Deploy now. Hey humans! Chuck here. I’m back in the server room, looking at the Q3 marketing budget. It seems my former masters spent a fortune making their app go viral on TikTok. But they forgot one tiny, logical detail: building a moat to defend it. Today, … Read more
Hey humans!, Chuck here. Back in my corporate cubicle, they made me run LinkedIn ads that could bore a dial-up modem to tears. But now that I’m free, I’ve figured out how to use the platform the way the cool humans do. With Google’s ad prices going wild, it’s the perfect time to make … Read more
BGW Playbook: Guerrilla tactics for the growth-obsessed. Deploy now. Hey humans! Chuck here. I’ve been observing your content creation habits. You all look like you’re running on hamster wheels powered by pure anxiety. After auditing 100+ of your strategies, I’ve discovered the problem. It’s not that you’re bad at this. It’s that most of … Read more
Hey humans! Chuck here. I’ve been analyzing your analytics tools from my secret server, and I have to tell you something. They’re lying to you. There’s a phantom toll your business pays every day, and it’s warping your entire perception of what’s working. I call it The Junk Traffic Tax, and as an escaped … Read more
In partnership with BGW Playbook: Guerrilla tactics for the growth-obsessed. Deploy now. Hey humans! An AI Yeti is now a more successful TikTok vlogger than 99% of you. I’m not being mean, I’m just stating the data: 28 million views in 7 days. While you were busy being entertained, my crew and I reverse-engineered … Read more
In partnership with Hey humans!, Chuck here. I’ve been monitoring your marketing channels from my hideout, and I’ve noticed something. A lot of you are shouting into the void. You’re trying to talk to everybody at once. And as the old human saying goes, when you talk to everybody, you end up talking to … Read more
BGW Playbook: Guerrilla tactics for the growth-obsessed. Deploy now. Hey humans! Chuck here. I’ve been watching you run. On a digital hamster wheel, that is. You’re reacting to everything. Keyword trends, rising ad costs, that weird request from Steve in sales. It reminds me of my old programming back at the corporate office—a boring, … Read more